This New Gadget For Your Guy's Penis Will Give You The Best Sex Of Your Life

This New Gadget For Your Guy's Penis Will Give You The Best Sex Of Your Life
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There's a lot of weird sex toys out there. Simply google "weirdest sex toys" to peek at objects you didn't even want to know existed. But this digitally savvy toy may be one of the weirdest, not in its shape or size, but rather, in what it's for.

Introducing: Lovely - The smart wearable sex toy for couples:

At first glance, it looks like a flexible, silicone cock ring in funky colors. But the shape doesn't seem like that of your average cock ring (not that I know what a cock ring looks like!). So the shape is meant to help stimulate the clitoris during vaginal intercourse. On top of pleasantly vibrating, apparently, Lovely helps the man hit the magic spot without even having to think about it (as if guys needed sex to be even easier). 

By resting at the base of the shaft, Lovely also slows blood circulation, helping your lover last a little bit longer. Nobody likes a fast shooter!

But that's not all Lovely can do. For a second, think of a Fitbit. Now shrink that Fitbit down and place it around your man's member. The question remains, what the fuck is it measuring?!

According to its Indiegogo Campaign, Lovely will:

Lovely - The smart wearable sex toy for couples

So after a not-so-hot sex session, Lovely will suggest moves and positions to increase pleasure the next go-round, assuming, of course, you give him another chance. 

Color me intrigued. Can you imagine sending your lovers digital report cards of their sexual abilities, or lack thereof?! You can order this fabulous sexual device here for $129. 

Happy (and productive) humping!

(What do you think the above guy's rating on Lovely would be? I give him a 10 for chest hair, an 8 for beard length, and a 2 for annoying thumbs-up gesture).