10 Sexy Halloween Costumes NOBODY Asked For

10 Sexy Halloween Costumes NOBODY Asked For
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It's that time of year again. Not only is pumpkin spice getting out of control, BUT we'll soon be seeing what people come up with for their Halloween costumes. Of course there will be a cascade of sexy angels, sexy cops, sexy donuts for the sexy cops, and so forth and so on. Basically anything that has ever existed, people can go and make "sexy," but that don't mean they should. Ain't nobody in need of a sexy Trump in this world.

Waldo & A Minion

If Waldo wasn't bad enough, the minion is making it that much worse. No one should ever be imagining themselves in a sexual situation with either of these entities. 

Chucky

You know what's never been hot? That demonic doll with the foul mouth.

A Zombie

Only the necrophiliacs out there are loving this right now. Everyone else has some common sense in them.

Elsa from Frozen

Uh, what? This is what happens when you lose your kingdom and have to hop on the pole to make a living. 

A Pair of Nuns

Not sure if this is what Sunday School is like, but we're going to guess...it's not. Why couldn't they just be Whoopi in Sister Act?

Goldfish

No words. No damn words. She's a legit goldfish, but feeling it though ain't she? 

Billy from Saw

Ain't nobody got time for your games Billy! Get on that little bike and roll off. 

Dr. Seuss

Definitely not what we had in mind when reading those books growing up. Where's their green eggs and ham?

Swat Team

If you ever need the swat team to come to your house, you'd want them to be ready to get down - and not in that way. Safety first ya'll.

A Native American

Have we not ruled these all out yet? Don't culturally appropriate just for the sake of a costume ya'll. Just don't.